It even comes with a built-in flash to show you did it right!

If we don’t party, what did the Beastie Boys die for?

Because when it’s plugged in (as it usually is) it lays closer to the wall and needs less clearance.

No silly, she was the character Matilda, but I don’t remember the movie’s name.

I don’t care about being “nice,” I try very hard to be good and sometimes that comes off as “nice,” but generally being good improves my life, the life of my loved ones, the life of my community, and sometimes even the world, if only very little.

Evil people can be nice too, is the problem.

1st. That’s not dominoes, that’s whack-a-mole

2nd. Hell yeah, let me grab me mallet

And also smells like unchanged diaper shit

They’ll jail him aaaaaaaaaany day now

?? I feel like you’re jumping a handful of steps to reach that conclusion. This has nothing to do with whether the judge thinks it will stop him from committing a crime.

It’s pretty simple, don’t commit an obvious crime, especially in front of law enforcement.

Yes, trains!

Maybe in a very, very large circular track. A huge circle.

And fast. Super fast. Make them faster by making them lighter. Smaller. Super tiny. So light and fast.

A teeny, tiny, light train going super duper fast in a very large circle.

Sure hope it doesn’t smack into anything while going top speed. Or maybe it does, so long as we measure it.

He’s still with you in every lesson, moment, and memory you shared. It’s not the same ever again, but it’s there.

“Bandit Heeler has recently come under scrutiny to the allegations that he is ‘the bestest boy.’ More tonight at 7”

Honestly it would have been fine if she tried using anything other than chunky peanut butter as lube, we all know poodles are chompers, not lickers

True but the culture debuff makes you more likely to acquire the “unempathetic” trait which if your goal is a financial victory is a must.

I mean, it won’t kill you right away, but don’t fart near an open flame

Yeah, I realized my goof after I commented

Hold my Duolingo owl, I’m gonna look up Finnish that sounds awesome

Spanish speaker here. For as chaotic and wild as English is, I’ve always appreciated that it has no gendered nouns. Why are chairs female? Makes no sense

When they re-merge each week they share memories