I offer you brownies and ask you to tell me what a substantial skill is and you insult me? Why? Reads like you might be bad company.

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I thought ‘smoking weed’ to be an obvious pars pro toto for ‘consuming marihuana’ so if we want to return to the original topic: smoking weed for a long time gives you substantial knowledge about smoking weed. When to do it, what to mix, how to roll a blunt, operate a bong or vaporiser, just how to roll a spliff in your hand on a windy beach or how to decarboxylate your shot properly. Now are these ubiquitously useful skill? Not really. Are they very useful in terms of getting very high? Absolutely.

I find the original question to be kind of silly. Of course smoking weed can be a hobby. If whisky is a hobby, weed is, too.

So what do you call it then?

Please try some of my brownies and tell me about substantial skill

The consensus leans to it being not that great.

You got that checked out?

It’s corroding you from within.

Especially when there’s potential for outrage

Thank you. Did not know about that. I still don’t get why they’re not yellow anymore but nevermind.

It is the explanation. I thought the premise of the Simpsons as Asian would be a big enough sign that this is a question (why aren’t they yellow?) packaged as a ludicrous joke. I was wrong, apparently.

Let me rephrase that:

Why aren’t they yellow?

Is this Asian heritage removal?

Aka the way it should be

Good idea. Seriously. Do it, do it.

Do it.

Tren, but yes.

I don’t like being asked about my day. Don’t know if I’m alone in this.