Fake and gay. Anon had sex.
Fake and gay. Anon had sex.
Straight and real. Anon didn’t get laid.
Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.
And BOY did they deliver and more.
I’m gonna put “quotes” wherever I “damn” well please
You’re not my “real” dad
My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we’d go out to the “crick” and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we’d pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”
He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.
At least you outlived the Dreamcast
Anon didn’t get laid.
Story is probably true.
To be fair, the first 3 hours of Indigo Prophecy are absolute kino.
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My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.
She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.
John Goodman once gave me cocaine at a bar near the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and none of my coworkers were there to see it so they didn’t believe me.
Note: I am the friend.
Gallavants legit feels like a propaganda film about NOT following your dreams and that the nail that sticks out gets the hammer.
My grandma tried to gaslight me into thinking it was my favorite movie as a kid, but I always hated it.
Came here for this
You’re not my real dad
Reanimation is underrated as hell and is aging like fine wine.
We’re in a fucking 4chan greentext community. Stop censoring shit.
We signed up to get pissed on, so stop using water.
Great writeup man.
Thank FUCK Happy Chaos didn’t win again.
I would make a deal with the raccoon as long as it continues to pretend to be my wife for social events.