This guy gets it.

Groupon? What decade am I in?

What job you looking for?

My last deployment, our Chief was nearing his ETS as well, and didn’t join us either. And guess what, we were fine. Not all units are combat roles, and personnel cam be swapped. Nature of the damn job.

That was… the fucking best.

Toto bidet owner here, mine has a warm fan that only needs about 5 to 10 seconds to dry off. Then check, verify dryness and cleanliness with a bit of TP. But a little bit of wetness dries off quickly anyway.

Armageddon. Science aside, it hits all the feels.