As a German, it seems that I am not

Nani?!

Bwahahahahaha

There called rocket scientists for a reason, not rock scientists.

This is hilarious to read for me because my mind automatically makes a pause after every emoji, longer than two periods, and it feels like every sentence is very emphasized. But the silence is filled with this not-so-serious emoji. Idk, hard to explain it

There are instances who don’t have 'em and even frontends that allow you to hide it.

I’m so tired of seeing Fraktur being used as the symbol font for the Third Reich.

Yippiee!

>:W

Luckily I live in a country where education is free 😎

I LOVE self-checkouts for small shopping. No human interaction bullshit. Just beep your stuff, whip out your card and go. Rarely do I encounter technical problems.

Sample text

There’s affection, and there’s… this. Some don’t know the concept of “getting a room”.

PAHAHAHA

My guess is on the Finnish leader. She’s the only one I know of who has been to a party at least.

This one wins.

All Night in my ass

Hmm…

What’s the reference?

“No living creature suffers”? You’re wrong! Cells live, and they’ll suffer death by consumption!

/j :P

Same hahaha