Yeah, one would really think

Every single time he opens his mouth would be enough.

Nature is healing

I was working for that women once, and she was super nice. I was like 30 and she was around 50, but she tried really hard to be cool and hip. She said she’s hosting a dinner party bbq kinda deal and if i wanna come. I said i’d love to, but i already have tickets for a concert.
“What concert?”
“Oh it’s that band, they are not really famous.”
“I know some bands, you know?!”
“Infant Annihilator”
“What’s that?”
‘They are called INFANT ANNIHILATOR’
“Oh okay… Never heard of them.”

I’m so glad the pedophile ring is invluding the lgtbq+ community. They are so nice and progressive. If i were gay, the first thing i’d wish for is that the pedos like me.

But it says so on reddit.

That’s kinda crazy. I always thought that a thing from the movies. In 40 years i only remember 3 blackouts, and two of them were when i was like 7 and it had just an absurd amount of snow.

I have a hard time enjoying this meme because it’s dumb and unfunny. It’s peak le epic Reddit thing that we all agree to care about even if no one actually vares about that ape.

Not the pedophile. I’m so disappointed

Finally accepted by the pedophile weirdos

Teenager… Millenial?

Or national hero, depending on who you ask

When even the crazies boo you, it’s time to think about your life choices

Because that’s all the games they have. Imagine they would also suck. People who bought a ps5 would feel even dumber

Religion is wild. When i tell people that i don’t drink alcohol they think it’s either for religious reason or because i’m a former alcoholic. When i tell them that i simply don’t like it, i’m weird. Somehow it’s less weird to not drink because of some pedo magic man from the past said i’m not allowed to.

Those were the good old days. These days amazon reviews are: New 2024 Stainless Steel knive HD super sharp i like. *****

The craziest thing about the whole Trump thing to me is that a re-election is even on the table.
Like american politics are usually kinda predictable. When Donnie got elected, i assumed that he’s gonna do such an embarrassingly bad job, that after a year or two, pretty much everyone would just shrug and go: well i don’t know how he got elected, i didn’t vote for that baffoon. And then the new president comes around and he would disappear in obscurity as one of these weird things that happens because haha americans dumb.
But somehow, after seeing for 4 years what a bang up job he did and is still doing, he’s still in the race for being president. It’s one of these things that i just can not comprehend. I can’t watch a single clip of him that makes me believe that he is an actual real person and not some cartoon villain.
To me that is the real story when i see these posts, not the whole x voting for y.

We can’t light up a bridge, the political climate is just too rough.

My friend texted me that she went out on the weekend and complained that everyone was wearing trainers and mullets.
And yeah, that might be kinda odd, but i grew up wearing baggie pants and spiked up blonde hair, i don’t think i have any ground to stand on.

Do you buy a netflix card and think you won something?