I didn’t think unironic usage was a prereq for this list, just overuse/disruptive to a classroom

Apologies friend, I’m having trouble finding it myself. But it’s a longer, more elaborate version of the “this nigga eating beans” meme that really punches it up with that greentext storytelling flair. If I ever find it again, I’ll post it here in your honor.

I did choose my wording purposefully due to our relationship with beans, but I assure you it’s real and worth finding

Can we get a date on this? I don’t see skibidi or sus. And I’m most surprised to see the youths embracing finna

Only thing that’s got me better is the beans story.

Bout to break the X button on my controller.

Indeed. Ice Pirates, Mac n Me, and Tammy. They all encapsulate slightly different aspects of filmmaking that make me appreciate them. And I’m not really into ironically liking bad movies, but I adore these. Mac n Me is legit hilarious to me when viewed with a cynical eye of Raffill making a mockery that McDonald’s gave him money to ripoff ET. Ice Pirates shows how you make an old sci-fi “epic” on a shoe string budget (Roger corman style). Tammy shows how you manifest a movie solely around the fact you got access to some interesting thing (the t-Rex). It’s pure, distilled filmmaking, imo. And I’ll take it any day over the majority of slop we get now.

You want me to go on the internet and tell lies?

I absolutely fucking love how in pretty much the entire 3rd act you can tell the whole cast is having fun and barely trying to stay serious even in the takes that made the final cut.

But you want to know the kicker? It’s not even my favorite Stewart Raffill movie. But it is part of his holy trinity for me.

Someone set up us the bomb!

That’s the most evil looking platypus I’ve ever seen. Maybe the only not cute picture that exists.

Then I shit your pants

Bazzite and don’t tell her it’s Linux?

But probably true!

So you used to be cool. You still are, but you used to be, too.

Gonna have to refute the fake and gay claims.

Anon says he got a GF

Anon then says first date is coming up

Anon doesn’t know the difference between a date and a GF

Anon will 100% say/do something cringe and end up without a GF

Confirmed for true

I know several doctors who are going to laugh, then cry, then consider when I show them this.

There should definitely be a recognized “DG” (doom guy/gal/gamer) for how much Doom people play/wad making.

Ammosexuals is what we call em

Yeah I was trying to remember more examples they gave but it’s been a while