“According to my calculations, we’ll just have to wait here, oh… about six years.”
“According to my calculations, we’ll just have to wait here, oh… about six years.”
I’m sad nobody has mentioned Chrono Trigger…
Unless you listen to the tater tots, of course. He’s just being attacked by beta cucks because of their jealousy over just how ALPHA he is. It’s a flavor that’s very similar to that coming from the musk rats.
Magic the Gathering.
I played religiously in high school. Competed in tournaments every weekend. But around Stronghold, they just started churning out expansion after expansion after expansion, and even placing high in most tournaments, i just couldn’t keep up with the older guys that had incomes. So, i quit.
When Commander came out, i tried to play again, but it just felt different. It was more about who had the coolest mat, or who had the newest combo. It felt monetized, and i didn’t like it. The final straw for me was when i found out they did a promo expansion with My Little Pony… If you like MLP, cool. More power to you. But i HATE MLP with a rage that could scour all life from existence. My little sister was obsessed, and that meant it was in my face for a decade at least. Can’t stand that shit, and wizards going cash grab during the height of the bronie movement just killed the last of my good will.
Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
Ok, then it flopPED.
“You should ask for a refund.”
I just wanna say i like your style. You’re saying a lot of the things that I’ve been trying to say, but you’re way more eloquent than I.
Hear fucking HEAR!
Name totally checks out.
People? I’m gonna guess people. Yes, that’s my final answer. People.
“You say it was an everything bagel?”
“That’s right.”
“And that explains the weed and coke?”
“Yes.”
“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
Abso-tootle-lutely! You can walk my pangolin while we get our nails done did.
The Owl Chiropractor? Man, Marvel is really scraping the bottom of the barrel lately, aren’t they?
MY personal favorite:
“Oh! Fuck me, Christ!”
Sorry, I’ve got an appointment to do a mani/pedi with Ron Swanson later. Raincheck?
This is why i clip the wings of all my beers.
Isn’t a cyber truck electric…? Aren’t you worried about sharks?!?
“I swallowed the knife…”