Touchscreens are cheaper UI part too. It saved money and “looked cool”… Win-win for shareholders

The book cover would be a photo of Musk 😆

Feeling for a 2cm x 1.5cm button is way different than trying to read braille.

At least Menards offers a truck you can rent temporarily to transport your large items home.

Human body: I can grow a fully formed human baby OR regrow your big toe nail in like 9 months.

Hey! I’ve said the same thing! You can look at my comment history. :)

I find it funny they’ve been trying to kill the Control Panel for 12 years now and still haven’t been able to do it. Microsoft, here’s an idea you can have for free: Put an “Other” section in the Settings app that opens the Control Panel inside the app, QED.

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it

You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn’t seem so bad now

It’s made that way so they can add all their sugared flavorings to it and have it still resemble a coffee drink.

We need an epic orchestral version of Amish Paradise like what you’d hear in a trailer!

I’d much prefer Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho as president tbf

This movie came out when social media was in its infancy. Just replace eugenics with manipulation from social media and we’re headed down the same highway of doom! Toot toot

They’ll have a care once they hear that guillotine blade start its decent

Trump’s friends got pretty mad that they messed up their train

Juggalos and juggalettes?

Yes, the Simpsons also apologized for predicting the future. Man, I want to go back to the time when the most ludicrous person to be Lisa’s predecessor was thought to be Trump

Hah, I had the same idea!

That would instantly start a civil war, and if you’re keeping track, we don’t have any/as many guns.

“The enshittifucation will continue until profits improve.” --CEOs of Publicly Traded Companies