No, you’re right, let’s better keep our ruler class’ pockets full. That won’t bite us in the ass.

Because inflation has absolutely no bearing on poor people’s silver linings.

which were originally caused by rightwing policies

Such as…

Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

I agree with Lilly.

I think I’m having a stroke.

99% of Lemmy, but unironically.

4277 gallons are 1094912 tablespoons, divided by 547500 you get 1.99984. So each sausage has almost 2 tablespoons of juice.

Like… Sexually?

You’re not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

Repeat after me… Transporter “malfunction”.

I’m sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.

I don’t know the name, but it tastes like ass.

What other word? Minarchist?

And when they say stomach, they mean arteries.

Yeah, I misread

That is true. As far as I know, nobody lives on my phone screen.

What happened to the next turtle? Did the turtle jumped for the photo?

Ipso facto: immediately

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