Lemdee

Our hunter gather ancestors would be proud, always wake up alert or else the sabertooth will steal our cave!

Imagine my shock of the voting process when moving from Texas to Oregon. From pulling teeth to vote to getting it delivered on a silver platter. It feels so unconstitutional down there.

Clearly not from the up votes on my original comment. But I’m glad you could masturbate your ego there for a bit. Hope the dopamine helped.

Lemmy is so much worse than reddit for this antisocial shit, it’s ridiculous. Only a handful of you seem to know how to continue a conversation without choosing to shoot snide remarks and condescension, then wonder why active users are dropping month over month.

I’ll cry into my filled weekend social life and life partner of over a decade, you pegged me just so accurately. Super relevant username btw.

Dude, you specified a company and I pointed out their parent company instead. I agreed with your original statement just indicated a better target. In the future, in social situations, a person who isn’t filled with angst would normally say something like “Oh you’re right, good call” or “Yeah, that would work too.” Something that adds to and continues the conversation instead of being a weird, defensive neckbeard about it. Have a good rest of your life, bud.

There’s no reason that people should assume you meant Alphabet rather than Google? Seeing as you used “Google” rather than “Alphabet” as they’re two different words. English is fun!

That needs to happen more with Alphabet than Google but either would be great.

Captain Climate Change, and he’s coming with a vengeance.

Too true. Thanks though Picard, that means a lot coming from such a prolific shit poster.

Better than being laid off right before Thanksgiving after almost a decade at the company 🙃

Drew Carey.

He’s doing a fantastic job with Price is Right, leave my boy Drew alone.

I can’t think of anything more specifically “reddit brain” than lumping Ajit Pai in with Hitler and of the hundreds of school shooting…

Nobody said they’re the same, just that if hell exists they’d all be there. They’re all just famous horrible people that are popular to talk about online, that’s what they have in common.

… including the one shooter that happened to be trans.

You have a point there, that was certainly a choice.

As a 31 year old, it’s true. 30 is the mark when people are allowed to start calling you old. Welcome, tapioca is on the shelf.

I had this sweet thing, I was the coolest kid on the block I tell ya.

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Some day we will be ashamed that we gleefully cheered for this

Who is gleefully cheering for this?

Damn. Are the cishets still going on about gatekeeping man buns and v-necks? I thought that tiresome rhetoric died off around 2010.

It’s why I went back to the lemmy.world account and stopped using lemmings.world

The uptimes are better on lemmings but lemmy.world has a better experience since there’s no Hexbear or Lemmygrad.

Life of a Peasant

That’s a core memory from out of the depths, thanks for the reminder.

It’s best to go with your partner so you can have fun picking toys and things together. I could see how it might be depressing if you’re by yourself.

Yeah, but I’ll probably do it at least two more times before the day is over.