Don’t threaten me with a good time.

If it was accurate the suited hand would be taking money out of the cup and sending a cop to arrest the homeless person. Then in the next panel the homeless person is convicted of some contrived bullshit and forced into a slave labor camp ran by the suited man who stole his money and locked him up.

To make people who can’t parry complain about parrying.

Because nothing matters. Never gonna retire. Never gonna own a home. Couldnt afford kids even if i wanted them. Why worry about “being productive” into my fuckin 80s?

Glorious.

He’s gonna try to have sex with a wraith. Gonna end up with a ghost paenus.

We’re the axis of evil dude. Our Clown Prince is reviving the Star Wars Program. Which means China will join in and show us how its done. Again. Like they did with trains and literally all other infrastructure. Electronics. Nuclear Power. Etc.

But hey. If the US is ready to lose another war. Who’s gonna tell em no?

Smuggling is what? 3rd or 4th oldest profession?

I have backup plans to become a smuggler. A backup career if you will. I’ll smuggle flash drives full of porn, plan-b, and dildos into Texas.

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