Words cannot express my lack of sadness.

Good one.

You haven’t worked in many large corporations, have you?

If you go buy money if people killed, hippos aren’t anywhere near there most dangerous animals in the world.

Time to ban talking about climate change!

These decisions are made by people who view the world through spreadsheets. They wouldn’t recognise a good story if you hit them on the head with it.

And live in an area where there’s demand and where people will give you jobs, i.e. you have the right skin colour.

What do they need 100 Patriot batteries for? Are they that scared of the Mexicans and Canadians?

That’s outrageous! I’ll do it for 249 billion!

He still has Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

Won’t anybody think of the employees in the orphan crushing industry?

Those people aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed. No point trying to find out what “logic” they were trying to follow. There is none.

Surely our Russian friends only ever had the best and most honest intentions with this.

They enjoy murdering people.

No, the cruelty is the point, as per standard procedure. The people who do this sort of shit enjoy killing people and the fucked up US “justice” system lets them do it legally.

But it’ll get better soon. Trust me bro! Just one more tax cut for the rich!

Total surprise. Nobody could possibly have predicted that.

Sure, Valodja. You’re such a tough guy.

Much as it pains me, I have to say I’m with Wormyboi on this one.

Those damn POPUS! I hate them!