UP NEXT: Mad libs that make Libs mad.

Is this the future of entertainment? Instead of all that pesky filming, just whack each scene into a four panel format with text spelling out the joke then call it a day. Hilarious!

Projection is literally his thing. He thinks of something fucked up to do to the other side and then accuses them for doing the same. A recent example of this is his accusation of the Dems slowing hurricane relief where it was actually him saying this during the Woolsey fire since he was convinced that the locals didn’t vote for him. Psychopath behaviour.

"America is the greatest country in the world,” says the defence lawyer of a lynched black man’s family in 2024.

What a fucking dumb cunt.

Is your name Thurman?.. Thurman Merman?.. Jesus.

Mara seems like a really cool person. I just listened to the behind the bastards episode with her and she felt exceptionally genuine.

This is Hippopotamus destiny!

I couldn’t agree more. I try to forget about it momentarily to protect my mental health but never quite get there.

Lucky fella.

Haha nice of you to ask. I knew in some areas for sure but to think someone could stumble into success so effectively with actually nothing to contribute is too depressing to accept.

Tech billionaire realises that saying things on the internet can be taken differently than expected… in 2024. Is this guy a complete moron?

I have a feeling that Oliver is not going to be elected as the party president… considering the whole being a insert homophobic slur here and all.

When you look at the power dynamic and situation though he was for sure. The amount of power Billy had over him was enough and remember how much work this guy had put in by then. For him to be solely responsible for it falling apart due to limited water supply would be an immeasurable level of pressure. Saying he’s “just about that life” comes across a bit homophobic tbh. He literally said he has never done something like that and in the end, didn’t need to anyway.

The guy that said he was coerced to suck a dick for water is back onboard too.

While I’m tripping over literally nothing carrying a bowl of ramen from the microwave to my couch.

How stupid must we all feel that we haven’t simply told Russia they’re not allowed to attack Ukraine? This could’ve been stopped a long time ago.

Never heard the vibration thing. That’s pretty sick. I have heard of animal fat though.

I didn’t mind the dark tower movie before since I knew nothing about the book series. I’m on Wizard and Glass now though and in hindsight… That movie was absolute trash and pretty offensive to the fanbase.

Are you saying horny people wouldn’t fuck because porn exists? It’s a masturbatory aid, not masturbation itself. I cannot for the life of me think of an occasion where it would affect reproduction.

“I’m not going to go out tonight, guys. I’m going to watch porn instead.”

“I as a 16 year old would rather watch porn than get laid”

"I know we’re really hitting it off and it seems like we’re going to bang but I’d rather go whack off to a few videos on the internet "

Your comparison is more like hotdog vs a fork.

Porn is not a substitute for sex though.