This is awesome though, thank you, exactly what I wanted!
This is awesome though, thank you, exactly what I wanted!
How many windows updates have bricked PC’s over the years?
Wait, polls were useful before?
Let’s make Bill Nye the head if the EPA while we’re at it!
3rd rock from the wormhole.
And the name of his first porno!
We can all just eat cake!
“Well I got hurt too”
-Trump… probably
Especially in my city, whoever timed our traffic lights must have been drunk.
Croupt officials gotta stick together! ❤️
“ReGiSteReD RePuBliCaNs aRe AnTiFa!!!”
Well ya see, everything is super fucked, so I drink too much
Ehh, it’s probably becauseI I drink too much, because everything’s super fucked
Polls? We still think those mean shit!
I pledge my dissidence, to the flag
Of the divided states of America
And to the republic, that we have lost
A fractured nation, rebuked by God
With liberty and justice for rich white men.
248 years of democracy, it was a good run bois
But think of the industries, how will the CEO’s and shareholders buy their second yacht, if all the lowly employees got to live comfortably. The masses must suffer for the benefit of the few.
Neon lights, noble prize, when the mirror speaks, the reflection lies