There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

The Rock can’t lose. It’s in his contract.

Hakuna Mavodka - it means no memories

Lemmy is God

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

ACAB

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

There’s a bathroom on the right.

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

Springtime for Hitler

Life finds a way

Ranch salad dressing

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

I believe in Santa Claus.

I don’t believe in good little children.

Max Headroom becomes reality.

Santa is real.

Good boys and girls don’t exist.

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was.
Now, what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.
It’ll happen to you!