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“uh, grass.”

come on now, let them cook, trust the process

I like to imagine it’s lazily hovering

Not dietal calories.

The calorie numbers we assign to food, measure how much energy our body extracts from them when eaten.

In this context, plutonium is closer to 0

If we instead want to measure the actual total physical energy content of materia, we would turn to E=mc^2, telling us that a gram of anything has about 20 million kcal, no matter if its plutonium or diet coke. which is a slightly less useful value on food labels :D

so, when you drop an egg on the floor, you increased its entropy too much, and since entropy isn’t reversible, your dropped egg isn’t recoverable

A screwdriver beat a hammer in a screw driving competition. well done.

Maybe it sounds impressive when hammers are super hyped and everyone and their mother is driving their screws with them, but it honestly really isn’t.

12 is not very old for an airliner, they are expected to last for 20-30 ish years.

More in some cases with proper maintenance. The air force one planes for example are almost 40.

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It wasn’t better but I kinda miss it.

It’s the gorillast of them all

fair enough, when I think about it theyre probably not better than the contacts in that sense

i have prescription swimming goggles

if we suppose “just” means near in this context, “Just north of antarctica” and “Near antarctica” has exactly the same meaning.

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wikipedia.org/wiki/Moisture_expansion

The battle of the ages

wikipedia.org/wiki/mould

This is false. the correct number is approximately 93%.
About 7% of everyone who ever lived is still alive.

Ironic, this comic (rightfully) disses bloom, which the original Oblivion used liberally.