I don’t know what I hate more about this motherfucker, his general moral conduct or the fact that he’s also legitimately funny sometimes.

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“Blast these post modernist ladyboys! I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT COCK!”

Future students of geopolitics will take entire courses studying “The Simpsons”

This meme will be popular when D.C. gets nuked

I have a canon pixma printer and the goddamn IT people can’t make it work with my new laptop. Fucking bullshit.

Motion to eject them before they eject us

I yield back my time

Hmm, also maybe they blew it up while it was parked and they just dumped it?

Got it yes I’ve learned more context since I first posted. Sure seems like maybe the rebels destroyed it and the U.S. is covering it up?

Hmm, I coulda swore it was a thing in the last couple decades…turns out that only applies to certain specific scenarios, where they had to ditch it either way, overweight ballast, stuff in the desert, obsolete (and now illegal) WWI & WWII ordinance, etc. Also turns out that instead of dumping most obsolete equipment into the ocean, they now dump it into the “used” market.

Say, who do you think brokers those deals?

https://corruption-tracker.org/blog/how-to-profit-from-the-global-arms-trade

Don’t they regularly dump perfectly good shit into the ocean on purpose so they have to buy more shit from war profiteers?

So what’s killing us now? Because last I heard life expectancy is dropping.

Here in America the auto lobby dismantled a growing public transit industry. Fuckers.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_streetcar_conspiracy

Spoken like a Weimar