Last night?

A mixture of shitposts and inspirational videos in the group chat

Last session?

They lit a vinyard/distillery on fire to deal with the undead thriving within. They forgot to secure their path to exit before starting the fire. They barely made it out the gate before the storage tanks blew up. And by “barely made it out” I mean the Barbarian got caught by the blast.

He slammed the basement door closed to prevent the blast from hitting the survivors they they found and rescued. The shock wave knocked everyone prone, except the Barbarian who was launched while still holding the door.

So everyone was fine, the Barbarian even had a hit point left… Until he landed.

One of the party members is also infected with Blue Rot though, he hasn’t figure it out yet.

BTW your link is broken

Some people are experiencing things for the first time everyday (lucky 10,000)

And here’s a extra (frightening) reminder: there are people on the internet who didn’t exist 2 decades ago

I was literally talking with someone the other day who didn’t even exist when I graduated Highschool. Made me feel fucking ancient.

Well that’s fuckin depressing

Damn that’s a good shot

Sometimes the truth can only come out in the form of jokes.

The raw emotional truth that we can only say with humor because to say it without humor is to bare our true self for the world to destroy.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk

Oh that’s easy

I woke up this morning, therefor my morning is good

I’m also wishing others to have a morning that they also feel is good

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We wear ties at the base of our necks not the base of our heads

NGL that style of bike looks cool AF

Gotcha

If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me I’d be a rich man

The artifacts are typically never the same too, which just adds to the frustration for my panorama shots

I dig the rainbow but I have to ask: what’s the odd shape on the left?

Fuckin preach it friend!

That’s the joy of Linux, the “have it your way” approach to an OS

Without viable competition, they’ll get away with it for a long time

The really odd but is being unaware of which patents they’re allegedly infringing on

That should be part of the filing shouldn’t it?

Also are they going to sue Square Enix for Dragon Quest Monsters while they’re at it?

I don’t really like the idea of punishing players in game like that

We’re all there to have fun and we all have different ideas of fun

Had a player once try to pickpocket another, it didn’t go well.

They passed the perception check, and also rolled a successful hit. Dude dropped like a sack of potatoes.

The red looks like it’s above the meme?

Like it’s piled on top?

It’s hard to explain…

It’s wrong in a strange way

Thank you for your efforts

I like the sound of that

I’m going to have to keep that idea in my back pocket for later for sure

Straight up my parents did this all the way into the early 2000s

They really didn’t give a fuck about other people

I’m a forever DM so I’ve got so many unused character ideas that turn into either NPCs or if a player is like “I forgot to make a backstory”

But with the amount of improv I do as a DM it’s very little effort for me.

Though I agree it should be discussed as part of session 0. As it’d be rude not to.

Session 0 for my groups is always the same really, we sit around boucing ideas off of each other for characters, things we don’t want to be touched on during the campaign, and what kind of campaign we want.