You know what they say about someone who represents themselves in court?

They have an idiot for a client.

Oh absolutely, but it does do something that I’m not sure people realize: it normalizes the idea of a government agent holding the keys to all of your stuff.

I still love the fact that those TSA keys are all available online as 3D files and likely as metal as well

NGL I love this too

It’s honestly the best course of action for one’s mental health

The amount of assholes I’ve blocked in the last year has been staggering

The amount of those assholes who are relatives would shock most people

Warning for everyone: that’s a tvtropes link, don’t get too sucked in. It’s like a black hole.

Once I read it aloud it clicked for me

Puns are the best

They’re panicing in their flesh prison and just trying to break free

No need to worry

Yeah people are dying but won’t somebody please think of the share holders!

I’m not sure exactly what model but it’s a 4k 75in hisense running Android from like 5 years ago

Personally I just setup a PC as a NAS‡ and installed VLC on my TV so that I can just browse the NAS and play the files directly

Is it efficient? No.

Is it the best way? Also no.

Does it work? Yes, surprisingly well in fact.

‡ The first time was simply a network shared folder, the second time was using TrueNAS.

Recent events with streaming services has really been the best argument for self hosting your own content

Reading that the people were confused about bollards is astounding

Don’t run into or over them and you’re fine, if you feel you’re going too fast for how close you are to them, slow down.

It’s not rocket surgery

Last night?

A mixture of shitposts and inspirational videos in the group chat

Last session?

They lit a vinyard/distillery on fire to deal with the undead thriving within. They forgot to secure their path to exit before starting the fire. They barely made it out the gate before the storage tanks blew up. And by “barely made it out” I mean the Barbarian got caught by the blast.

He slammed the basement door closed to prevent the blast from hitting the survivors they they found and rescued. The shock wave knocked everyone prone, except the Barbarian who was launched while still holding the door.

So everyone was fine, the Barbarian even had a hit point left… Until he landed.

One of the party members is also infected with Blue Rot though, he hasn’t figure it out yet.

BTW your link is broken

Some people are experiencing things for the first time everyday (lucky 10,000)

And here’s a extra (frightening) reminder: there are people on the internet who didn’t exist 2 decades ago

I was literally talking with someone the other day who didn’t even exist when I graduated Highschool. Made me feel fucking ancient.

Well that’s fuckin depressing

Damn that’s a good shot

Sometimes the truth can only come out in the form of jokes.

The raw emotional truth that we can only say with humor because to say it without humor is to bare our true self for the world to destroy.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk

Oh that’s easy

I woke up this morning, therefor my morning is good

I’m also wishing others to have a morning that they also feel is good