relevant xkcd

https://youtu.be/DHm7-Z4spHw

Better install DCS and map the controls to the ones in the cockpit

Why not oil tankers?

:-3

https://simple.wikipedia.org/ *ducks*

Inb4 Blobby Volley: the MMORPG

Let’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

We’ve already established he has a stapler.

I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.

Fear not, that’s why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It’s called Crowdsource or something.

What about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?

https://lemmy.world/post/17712525 they’re the same picture

Everything is a sword?

https://xkcd.com/1156/

It’s over Anakin, I have la haute cuisine

HWAT’S THIS?

[email protected] vibes

https://xkcd.com/612/

Legolas, what does your elf-tongue taste?