YEAH! Where’s the book where he just does algebra and other boring shit for 300 pages.

I’m from Illinois, and this is definitely my in-laws with my wife. “Alright wife, we should get going”, an hour and a half later…

What about Brawndo? It’s what plants crave!

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren’t allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it’s free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It’s like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!

-Mitch Hedburg

It works great! I use one for a headless server for steam remote play.

Just when I think I couldn’t hate him anymore, he omits the Oxford comma…

Oh my God, someone else who reads PKD’s Second Variety. It has stuck with me ever since I’ve read it.

In 2002 I was a 15 year old millennial… I wasn’t watching Blue’s Clues

I live right by the area this house is in. It’s in Winnetka, the “North Shore” of Chicago, where all the rich execs that work in Chicago live.

I just thought the same thing… They are delicious

h’round

But I am le tired

I’ve off the greatest games ever made, not to mention Star wars games, IMO.

Had an awesome storyline.

This is what happens man. I started computer gaming with Rocky’s Boots (90kb), Tie Fighter (13mb), Doom (2.39mb), Wing Commander (5.1mb).

I had this same reaction when I saw a game that was 100mb, then 500mb (THAT’S HALF A GIG!), then a full 1 GB!

Jesus Christ. I just bought the top of the line model 2 weeks ago… FML

The excitement! I bet the shareholders are absolutely drooling! Think of the dividends, woooo /barf

“We’ve decided not to pursue Web Integrity API.”

“Oh great! But what’s that giant thing under the tarp behind you”

“Oh don’t worry…”

The FTC, “But Market consultation is great for the consumer, right?”

Unless that device is Roku

Welcome to the United States. Everything is subsidized, then turned around to fuck the average person.