If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

I’d buy that if he weren’t already also in a position to help solve systemic issues.

Throwing foam rocks is a prerequisite, I think. Art least, that explains Sorbo and Cain.

Much like Three Diary of Anne Frank or Maus- it must be removed because it’s too sexy for young minds.

I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

Sounds fun to me. If it was actually pronounced like that I’d like him more.

Pray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?

Seriously was my first thought. Tarantulas don’t do well with short falls.

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

Thank god.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

It’s actually illegal to eat a hot dog that is not a Koegel in Michigan.

I’m sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so…

Halfway there, eh?

Ah, the Fox “News” defense. Unfortunately, a lot of the people who listen to him have long since “gone full fucking stupid”.

Moving is what got you.

The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You’ve moved from his sphere of influence.

That’s a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.

That’s like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

As someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.