Fuck yeah, going to compile me some free Pokémon!

It already has.

No fucks given.

But it would lower it for the most important 5%!

I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

I wondar wat he’s up to these daze.

The Supreme Court “Hold my fascism beer bruh.”

Tried pigeon in Chicago’s Chinatown. It was the gamiest thing I have ever tasted. I normally like gamiey meat but this was too much.

No just making fun of them.

Good for you. Weird flex honestly “my stomach works” Well for many of us ours don’t work. If I eat anything that is spicy hot my stomach will have me bent over cramping constantly until it leaves my system. Is your next post going to be about how stupid people are for having to use wheelchairs?

That is an endorsement in of itself.

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

It is blind to the suffering of the poor.

My wife and I are about the same height so we don’t have to adjust our seats.

I don’t want to hurt the snakes.

But but but he just said on the debate he has nothing to do with 2025. Trump wouldn’t lie to us! Would he?

Printing it doesn’t make it true. Smells of propaganda. How many people do you know who got a raise over 7%?

Please as if we haven’t been dealing with an influx from the coast driving up our prices for the last decade already.

Laughs in Midwestern.