That’s why you make the answers fake ones. Like instead of your actual favorite pet, you answer lassy or airbud or something stupid like that

Bones. I’m sorry but you weren’t my first dog. My first dog will forever be the answer when it comes to security questions. It’s convenient. But you’re really my favorite. I love you bones.

What if you had two consoles and needed the switch to go from one to the other?

Shout out to Southwestern College. My Community College in SoCal had these.

Did you make love like an eagle falling our of the sky? Killed your sensei in a fuel and never said why?

I’ll pirate anything except indie games. Gotta support the small devs

Can someone explain the pooping thing to me? Ive been away for a business trip for the entire week, I haven’t pooped in 3 days either. Why does the person who hasn’t pooped matter? What’s up with these memes?