MacOS: Am I a joke to you?

No-no—he’s out of line, but he’s right…

Not a rumor, it was.

Peace?

Reading all this makes me sad; and I’m relieved to have switched to Mac years ago…

Just because it had dyslexia…

And Russians want republicans to win the election…

You called?

If they could actually understand what they would read, they’d nearly die in shame at the sudden realization…

Yeah Jellico was hated at first, but in retrospect, he was goddamn right about a lot of things

http://www.napster.com/index.html/

Okay—not the Legacy I was hoping for, but, wow!

Wait… what episode is this?

— From the Net?

— No, from the Web.

We can do that!?!?

I used to love Instagram 5-10 years ago. I despise today’s Instagram.

This makes me mad…

“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”

TIL installing Linux on a MacBook downgrades it to a MacBoo.

We definitely need this on cars: two different types of horns, one as a respectful nod/nudge, and the other to wake the mfs back into their lane.