I wasn’t looking at the tits. 🙄

That’s not a dick but a third leg and it has a third knee and third ankle. He’s been skipping third leg day, so it it flabby.

Are 200 the standard rate or it is based on your mom hotness?

Yes I would.

At $5 for a large one, Costco has the best roasted cocks.

This works in relation to her, not the dudes. Are the 2 guys aware she is dating both? Tell me a time this triangle ended well. Father’s roll is not to tell her there is something wrong with it, but prepare her for the imminent shit show.

Very constructive comment. There is no perfect browser, dude, but I wouldn’t call Vivaldi garbage. They are really trying to make a difference with the technology at hand. I mean, it is kind of hard to make a browser from scratch.

This, primarily, is the reason I am paying for Kagi. It allows you to hide shit sites, AKA reddit from search results.

Wrong coke! You are supposed to start with Diet Coke and move up to hardcore Classic Coke.

Isn’t it already illegal to own more than 6 dildos?

The big picture here is that a dildo is liberating and we don’t want that kind of satanic thinking blocking our ability to control people with our bullshit concept of morality at the service of churches and gas stations.

Careful, that can make Jim Jordan feel retarded.

Not my point. Didn’t say eggs were bad. I implied that living without eggs for a while is not going to kill anyone, if anything, may help them reduce cholesterol and try other more sustainable sources of protein like soy.

I don’t get it why there is an egg crisis. If they are too expensive, don’t eat eggs. Are eggs like insulin for some people?

That’s just neat. It even looks cool in markdown.

A hobby becomes a job when you worry if you are good at it.

They’a? Is that a contraction of a contraction?

That’s the price of a thriving community. There is no system with an output without waste; just downvote it.

Some of their garbage is worth it. Had to fix a water leak and since I am not a plumber, I didn’t have pipe wrenches but I am sure I will not keep fixing pipes after that one.

12in wrench. $7.00 Got two. Saved $350 hiring a plumber.

My man. Let’s add Peep Show and the list is excellent.

No piss jug? He’s been doing this for less than a week.

Plot twist: the paper clips are plastic but the box is metal so the MRI just squares your ass away.