Plastic bottlenose dolphins.

Sorry to have Ą̷̺̥̝̗̥̙͚̤̘͛̿͋͗̐̐̀̇̏͌̂͒͆͠n̶̢̛͇̰̬̪̥̾́̈́͗́̑͛́̓̎̀́͗̓́̏̈́̀͑͘̚͝n̷̙͙͎̰̲̥̻̞͇̫̬̭͖̯̭͚̯͈̬̗͕͒̌͌̄͒͛͒͛̋͒̈́̐͑͘̕̚̕̕͝ͅơ̷̜̗̗͚͍̖͈̟̼̯̟̠͖͕͔̜̫̥͕̦̞͙̍͛̈́̿͒̀͊̓͌́͆̇̈́͛̕͠͠y̸̨̛̤̺̹̖̼̻̆͋͂́͗̂͌͑̓͐̊̓̈́̃͘͝e̷̪̰̐͛̔́̈́́̌̏̇̽̿͋͂͐̈́̕͝͝͝d̴̛͍͖̯̯̬͎͕̯̦͙̿̉͛̈́͐͜͜ you.

Why are you browsing WTF at work? 🤔

I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)

Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?

Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?

Grandma, I’m just eternally grateful every time you let me finger blast your ostomy port! 😍

“No parking required”, with 2 cars parked in front of the building. 😂

Slay the Spire

“Game will start after ad: 1 of 5” 😂🤣😭

That was the first thing I thought when I read the news that they unlocked the map editor.

Oh, probably this song or one like it:

Yes, it was a real song, published in London in 1900.

yeah okay that happens

Good ol’ cockass.