Seriously are there people out there who don’t OVER tip when the weather is horrible but they still get their delivery?

Great post and made me laugh. But also reminded me of those desperate guys who actually think they could hook up with someone real on a porn site

I realize that I have some mental issues, but I’m sitting here trying to figure out even with pushing the cheeks as far apart as possible would I actually be long enough to penetrate

When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass

I just can’t stop laughing at your simple question

I had forgotten Meatpipe. It had been a favorite of mine

These were such a big deal in the 60’s

Bet it’s just Saturdays when there is a full moon

LOL. Love the quote. Bet you that few reading it know who said it WITHOUT searching it

I honestly don’t remember any specifically. Probably because I’m not political, but I have never “deleted” a down voted comment. It’s phony social media who cares about “votes”

When I read “source” it screams, “reality is apparently not reality unless a source that I like tells me so”

History because history always repeats itself. Human nature never changes so throughout time you will see both the good and bad repeated over and over again. If you think the reality of today is special or new you just haven’t studied history. Bet you don’t know that almost every new advance in technology was initially bashed as “that will never be popular” until it became the standard

The best job to have is the one that you don’t need. I was fortunate enough to retire early from a high stress job. I didn’t hate the job. I just had enough. After 3 months I was bored. Got myself a part time job. And as was mentioned in an earlier comment, if the place burns down I couldn’t care less. I’m always on time, never sick, and good at my mickey mouse part time job because it’s a joke compared to the real job I had. It is fascinating to observe my fellow workers who are all very nice people because for them THIS is their career and for me it’s just a throw away to get out of the house.

bike riding and golf

This bullshit of going through someone’s post history and not liking it so you ban them for a group that you mod is so reddit. If the poster has not violated the group rules that’s all that matters. And I never understood why anyone would actually go through a poster’s history. It’s social media which is all phony bullshit anyway.

the posted picture is to remind you not to take it so seriously. Life is all bullshit. You are here for a short time. You die and you are dead. Spend your time enjoying it by living in the moment and stop fearing the future

So it must taste pretty good when someone sucks it

Did you have to ruin the fun for the rest of us?

Wonder if her husband ever applies it to her, just asking

I understand it with teenage boys, but I have always been fascinated with guys being so obsessed over how big their cock is. Seems to be common knowledge that women don’t really care because it feels no different to them. You will rarely hear a women talk about one that was so big that it hit their cervix.