In my brain, this is what I see going on:

Mary had a little lamb, a little beef, and a little ham.

Mary had a little lamb, H is get we’re black as soot, And everywhere that Mary went his sooty foot he put.

Honestly, I haven’t used Kodi in a lot of years. There are add-ons for things like Netflix and YouTube, and I vaguely recall using those.

I found this, for example: https://howtomediacenter.com/en/install-netflix-kodi-addon/

If you can get a UI set up, like Kodi or something, I liked using my Flirc receiver on my htpc. You can use any IR remote, and completely map the buttons to functions. It was sweet.

I’ll, obviously, watch it but…

That’s all they care about.

Ok. I admit it, I’m not the brightest bulb in the bunch.

I thought the small “face” you painted on was an example, not a part of the original image.

I found it, finally, and screenshot the original.

I guess, maybe, possibly, if I squint and look sideways, sorta kinda a face is visible. If you have imagination.

Still horse puckey. Lol.

Like, I don’t even know how they got from that picture to a face. Lol

… ?

I don’t believe it’s possible. I think it’s all the main storage/Downloads, and no other option.

Been wrong before though.

That TV in the background is looking mighty out of square

And for the OG text source: https://writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com/post/172811507450/threefeline-corancoranthemagicalman

My wife have me the eyeroll of approval. Two thumbs up.

In that case I would seriously contact Google, and either completely reflash either factory Android or one of the ALTs available.

Where did you buy your phone? What kind of phone is it?

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Hasn’t that been said for like 30 years?

Now it’s just the Neighbor of the Beast

Stock LG V60 on A13.