I’m rewatching The Boys, and I can’t help but to think about how Elon thought himself Tony Stark before, but now is full on Homelander.

Elon can’t get children naturally anymore, he’s got a botched penis surgery, and he’s dick is all bent and wierd.

> Wait, so the rich are the problem?
> Always has been 🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

I mean the numbers here seem very high across the board. I’m Norwegian, and I can’t imagine the numbers for our illiteracy to Norwegian being anywhere near that high. It would make sense for the number there to be in regards to English, both for my country and the others there.

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If noting else, at least your username is correct.

I think that in reality, every human can relate to this post. Straight, gay, bi, asexual. You meet a person that makes you go “what the fuck is happening?”.

My opinion is that it doesn’t really mean (or necessarily equate) that you want to have sex with the person. For myself, I consider myself to be heterosexual although I wish I was bisexual. I do however consider myself to be biromantic, and could very well see myself in a relationship with someone of the same gender. The difference is that when I’ve envisioned or been close to trying the sex part, I get actually physically nautious. Not to say “gays make me sick” but, uh 😂😂 Me personally having gay sex makes me sick.

Hmm, it’s almost like some third party have had an interest in destabilizing all structures of power in the US 🤔

Please find your groups, organize, protest, demand change. We, the rest of the world, saw how big you’ve protested for good before, and it’s needed now more than ever in your country. You’re not powerless, you’re not alone, and your actions matter.

You live in a country that used to pride itself as a world leader, and while that image is long gone and lost, we’re still watching you guys.

My desperation is not foremost about sympathy for the US, but for the consequences for international politics.
This is certainly an enormous turning point for America, but it’s also a very dark day for the outlook of the future of… well basically everything.

The continuation of our species on this earth are facing problems that are more complex than can be put into a slogan or a headline, and both Trump and his voters are to dumb to understand such matters. And that’s not said in hate or anger, it’s just an observable, testable fact that they’re literally unintelligent.

“If you think about Big Sleep, then Tiny Sleep doesn’t seem that scary 💕”

Isn’t that the animal that’s divorcing J-Lo?

Some days, like once every two years, you actually do it by accident; you come in, get shit done all day, and you get like a months amount of work done.

And then you get all nervous that someone might find out and set new expectations for you, so you have to kind of spread out the results of the work you did on that miracle day.

Imagine like… a fully transparent bus full of people, just a bunch of people sitting on nothing in a group flying through the air. If that was normal, that would be… normal. We wouldn’t question it, we’d just be so cool with that happening.

And that’s the exact feeling I get a lot throughout my day.

This is how the older hardcore democrats see Biden

Ok Dr Peterson.

Mmmmmh, nom nom nom nom.

That’s exactly the right amount of dopamine hit I’m scrolling for. Now I can turn off my phone and roll over to sleep. Thanks bud 👌

How do you know that?

Somebody call Coffeezilla

I’ll wildly recommend one of the latest Kill Tony episodes with a stunning performance of Trump by Shane Gillis, and Adam Ray as doctor ph Joe Biden. Absolutely hilarious 👌