sucks to be the middle kid

I see what you did there.

Looks like that artist drawing self portraits as his alzheimer got worse and worse.

Ah yes, demenstrual cycle.

Went from Batman to Splatman real quick.

No, you’re doing great!

Oh man, can’t wait for this!

What gift did they get you?

Ignore their comment, don’t sink to their level.

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