Anti-american is hot now… I mean it was before too but it is still right now also!
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- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtomemes@lemmy.world•Once this blade has been drawn, it must taste cardboard.English4·4 months ago
I would never ruin the buff on my benchmark by cutting a box!
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Muslims and Mormons are basically the same thingEnglish14·5 months ago
I think the main difference here is that Mormons dont teach that everyone not mormon is an infidel who must die.
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Someone called the police on my bf while out in public cause of my height (3'11.2)English2·5 months ago
I know a guy who prefers midget. There is no universal safe term to use which is why i just dont label it (which can also be insulting in its own way.)
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are these specs good? I want to buy my son a gaming PCEnglish5·6 months ago
Starcitizen is the only game i can think of that requires more than 32.
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoNo Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How to wake up during nightmares?English4·6 months ago
This sounds like sleep apnia. When you dont get enough oxygen you can get a deep feeling of doom or dread.
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoGames@lemmy.world•World of Warcraft adds $90 mount to in game storeEnglish5·9 months ago
Sadly they sell many. They sell them in batches like twice a year and they sell out in seconds.
I get its a joke but disani is a vendor product that gets stocked more often in smaller quantities when they stock the soda.
Also its disgusting water.
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•I don't understand why underbaked borderline raw cookies are such a popular trend.English62·10 months ago
And wriggling!
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a hippie's wife?English13·10 months ago
Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?
1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy
Make them work for the punchline.
You can do this whole comic with two panels.
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•If gravity is a particle... How come it can escape a black hole? 🤔English1·10 months ago
It was a good attempt.
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoGaming@lemmy.zip•Hero shooter Concord taken offline as Sony say its "initial launch didn't land the way we'd intended"English91·10 months ago
That and it was a mediocre game that didnt do anything better than existing established games in the genera.
Here is a sad face…
Earth orbits the sun. The sun orbits the super cluster in the middle of the galaxy. The galaxy is flying off into space being pulled on by other galaxies. The earth will never occupy the same expect space if you factor in all the movements. If you were holding the hand of your loved one and the two of you died withing a thenth of a second apart you would not be able to see them by the time difference at those speeds.
Though its all relative how you want to measure and what you want to measure.
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoToday I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"English192·1 year ago
Its true. This is a common tailoring question for men. Nothing to do with being fondled and everything to do with the pants fit. If you are getting measured like this for expensive pants your going to get nudged a bit anyways when they do the inseam measure.
Man, that is not my take on the lemmy community lol.
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoGreentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon encounters a Switch ownerEnglish221·1 year ago
/totkswitchnopcallowed
April Fools!
-God probably
- NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Am I the only one tired of lemmy toxicity.English13·1 year ago
This is the sort of toxic response OP is talking about. You even creeper his post history and probably downvoted all his posts. So toxic /s
Most Republicans are snowflakes.