Buffalo is so fucking good

Hard fucking disagree dude. I’ll eat ass, but that does not mean I’m about to take the place of a roll of toilet paper. Awful take. I’m not only in this picture pointing my spear at you, I’m taking the first lunge and twisting.

Yes.

We are responsible for paying for emergency medicine

Very old, still relevant. (Actually, more relevant)

I can’t believe these low effort pity posts still work in 2025. The person posting the picture is not the one pictured, and even if they were, it’s a lie.

Fixed issue. Go to your podiatrist and get the permanent fix, a matrixectomy.

Yes. Objectively.

I’m going to try it.

Edit: smmmfrrrr grreendch ferrrmenspolendllllllllll

Gimme

I got abandoned at a pumpkin patch when I was in 1st grade :(

Welcome to Green texts

Not much I can do when I get banned from reddit for posting it, except leave reddit. Which I did :)

I got IP perma banned for posting a picture of a lifted pickup truck with maga flags double parked over two handicap spots with no handicap sticker at my apartment. I didn’t think to blur the license plate because I figured it was in public and not entitled to privacy, but going forward that seems like something I should do. That was the reason for my ban

He spent a lot of time at home

It’s worth noting it will only work within Bluetooth range unless you pay for a separate 4g connection to the watch

I work over 20 different floors, each of which has its own door code. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve forgotten it and found it faster to look at the worn numbers instead of checking my phone

At this point I don’t even know what’s satire and what’s real.

Don’t forget the red circle!

That was a very creative way to write a sentence, with bonus points for being a hypocrite.