If you leave it in the sun for too long, it’s a scalding scale

Account georg

Seize the memes of procrastination

I knew we would get you to talk, one way or another !

OP: {binary, non-binary}

“loading” screens

I get what you mean, but the video linked uses the term and is 9 years old. Wiktionary claims it was popularised by a book from 2012.

And you lose the 3 months if you cancel before renewal

And then Taylor’s plane can come to your rescue

Diplodocci

Meaning is relative. My life doesn’t matter, but it matters to me.

promglez

A lot of scams are using spoofed numbers, which means you probably sent this to a random person

HDIM !

Innensechskantschraube Bauer und Schaurte probably

Sortez la guillotine !

There is a selection bias in who chooses to migrate, so this isn’t necessarily true

The executioner looking at me after I asked to eat him as my last meal

I think that’s Uranus’ moon

Using technology from the present to depict a past relic in a state it’ll be in the future