Got a degree in not a real science to do not real engineering.

I have a refractory period of about an hour. I can sustain for 3 times before it all stops working.

In real life, once.

Last night. If you count breaks, 5 rounds. She came 3 times, I came once at the very end.

Focus on the quality of your sex, not how many nuts you have.

Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”

Where’s Wally: The Movie

You just want to see a muppet use the N word. Don’t you!!!

Christmas beetles in Australia, because that’s when it’s summer.