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Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto The Onion@midwest.social•"Art of the Deal" To Include New Chapter on How To Shit Your Pants and Fold After One DayEnglish7·26 days agoJust like the Bible
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•Brazil's Bolsonaro undergoes surgery after being hospitalized2·26 days agoI hope it wasn’t big butt surgery
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York17·29 days agoAnd you, sir, are an accomplished wordsmith! I mean, “fucking moron” twice? Brilliant! Thank you for you contributions!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The name "edgar" has really fallen off as of recently.51·29 days agoNo one likes the lower case “e”. Everyone wants upper case for proper nouns these days.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York114·29 days agoSorry to have hurt your millennial feelings.
I also disagree. Cancel culture should not apply to everyone all the time. That may be a family member in their class.
I had a teacher who kept a coil spring from a car’s suspension in the closet. When someone fell asleep in class, they would drop it into the concrete floor. Holy shit that was a crazy noise.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York425·30 days agoRemoved by mod
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York7·30 days agoThat’s not smoke. It’s a space station.
Cigarette dude because I like to look cool af
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Ted Cruz Begs Trump to Stop Listening to His Tariff-Loving Aides4·30 days agoIs there a video?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Oh yeah, well now it's infinity google percent12·30 days agoPlus one!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•GOP megadonor rages at Trump’s ‘bulls**t’ tariffsEnglish9·30 days agoOld man yells at Old Man
That binger needs more blinger. This is the Pope. He has diamond encrusted toilet paper.
Gotta have that crunch component.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Tariffs will make sneakers, jeans and almost everything Americans wear cost more, trade groups warn7·1 month agoSo it’s going to be even harder to have my collection of
BALENCIAGA Super Destroyed Wide-Leg Jeans
And pay rent to my awful landlord?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Fake NYC doctor charged after botched butt implant procedure leaves woman brain deadEnglish151·1 month agoI see our patient is suffering from Tinybuttitus but don’t worry! My treatment will help you take your mind off of it completely!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Sex toys and exploding cosmetics: anatomy of a 'hybrid war' on the West11·1 month agoSex cosmetics and exploding toys are better.
Still pretty far dude