Derailing the trolley kills the 10 passengers aboard
Derailing the trolley kills the 10 passengers aboard
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Not so funny when it’s just two of you in an escape pod
How you explained it helped a lot. So it basically is a windows emulator but isn’t for legal reasons? Lol
Yeah you’ve got to be a little outgoing to make friends sometimes. If you’re not using up energy to commute it might be easier though. It would be for me
Ebay? They have all the same shit
Join me in my new company shitify where we see just how low we can go
I’d suggest a 3rd pair of pants but damn after 2 send that kid home
I tried to shit my pants but couldn’t. Guess I’m a big fat dumbass
Fucking go outside and go to social gatherings
You’re alrigh boah
The age of our sun would be what would concern me the most. Personally
So just slap a power inverter in there somewhere and you’re good to go
I just checked some old clothes I’ve got from the 90s. No cornucopia. Wonder if it was on the packaging or ads or something
True story if you run out of attempts they give you a poncho and deport you to Australia
Bruh 2 days without Facebook in the states and people’s mental state drastically improves. There will be some that are really mad about it but the ones that aren’t will find an elated sense of catharsis
Anons shit stunk so bad because the fiber was cleansing out years of undigested red meat
I’d be interested in how it happened. Maybe someone can do it again
Ive got a TOS for them:
SECTION I
a. This contract expressly and to the fullest extent of the law binds that I did not read, nor am I bound to the terms and agreement laid out in any agreement that I agreed to. Any financial gains are automatically won by me in arbitration and any losses acrued are paid for by the Company to me with interest. Here is a vague copy/paste of about 9 more incoherent paragraphs full of “legal jargon” that never really state any clear purpose or definition of services rendered.
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SECTION IX.
a. BY READING OR NOT READING THIS NOTICE COMPANY ASSUMES AND ACCEPTS ANY AND ALL FINANCIAL LIABILITY THEREIN. COMPANY AGREES TO PAY ME $75,000 FOR EDITING THIS CONTRACT (STANDARD GOING RATE PER DAY) PER DAY EFFECTIVE FOR 3 DAYS MAXIMUM TOTALING $225,000 PLUS TAXES AND INTEREST PAID.
b. COMPANY HAS UP TO 5 DAYS TO RESPOND TO AND DISPUTE THIS CONTRACT(They can’t. It is legally and eternally binding). THANKS FOR THE MONEY NERDS
Elect better leaders in the first place
Get something better to talk about
As a liberal I prefer big stick diplomacy