The title literally exactly matches the headline you sanctimonious clown.

Do the right thing and insist that it be called Ligma.

We were busy those nights, and if you didn’t get the memo it’s best to stop asking questions while you still can.

To be fair all you have to do is publicly announce that you’re going to focus on improving build quality and not shitposting and you’d already be a better CEO.

Did you like the first one? This is just… a little more of that.

“This hole is mine,” said the turkey. “It was made for me!”

Ubisoft has always struck me as the sort of place that devs would work when they just want a job in the industry, not when they have passion or vision or really care about what they produce beyond just putting in the work on some corpo gig. To hear that it’s also an ultra-cutthroat social deathmatch office environment just has me wondering why anyone would put up with it.

Gonna go out on a limb right now and say it’s not gonna be good.

Bold, I know.

Must be nice living somewhere where you don’t even know that pipes can freeze.

Anyone who still thinks Republicans are the party of Law and Order hasn’t been paying attention.

Tough shit. You fucks voted for him, this is what you get. You’d think farmers of all people wouldn’t need to be told “You reap what you sow” but here we fucking are.

A big part of the problem hasn’t been the engine. The problem has been that games that made the fact that they were using Unreal Engine 5 a core part of their marketing did so because they had fuckall else worth saying, tying perception of the engine to a bunch of truly mid games.

Pretty sure he doesn’t give a fuck, won’t bother trying to hide it, and will send the MAGAstapo after anyone who tries to prosecute.

Fortunately it won’t bring the fucker back to life.

Thank fuck something went right.

Plenty of Americans also think Y’all’queda is a serious problem too, but the fucks in charge think it’s fine if it’s their theocratic dictatorship.

It’s the whole reason SLS is the train wreck it is. Congress wouldn’t let them not keep shoveling money to the same people who made Space Shuttle parts. So instead of the best design possible, we got the best design using old parts.

Well, yeah. Obviously. Corruption is so normal under Trump that they’re not even going to try to hide it.

Perfect time for users to buy something that isn’t D-Link then innit.

He REALLY does not want that ethics probe released. Which means we absolutely should.