Gymnospermae are older than duodecuos trees, granpa. They were here first.

Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?

Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try…

Photoshop

Check your pants, it’s there, I promise.

I am not interested in being preached at unless you have a workable alternative and a good reason why should I switch over.

On an unrelated note, I really like the saturated color palette of early color TV shows. When did we decide that the default color palette should be awash in cold blue?

The internet has ruined us all.

I am fucking sick of junior highschool takes on complex geopolitical situations. OP thinks Hamas using civilians as human shields is a funny meme and not actual, grim reality.

You don’t think pizza is sold by the slice in Europe?

File this under duuuuuuhhhhh

I like how corny it is, it fits the “pioneers on an exploratory mission” perfectly. Having a bombastic orchestral theme pre-federation makes no sense, the first Enterprise is a sitting duck for just about any starfaring culture, they got boarded by the Ferengi one time, ffs.

I gnash my teeth and cry into my pillow every night because I’m not being data harvested by Microsoft. I open my taskbar and wail, for there are no ads to be displayed.

Linux. Not even once.

Unironically a gigachad

Eloquently critiques society

Refuses to be a cog in a machine

Has a unique style of dress, does not bow to whims of fashion

Is fawned over by a woman who travels across the continent to be with him, he considers her trifling and base.

Is acutely aware of his health, up to the point of recording it in his diary

I’ve been reading stories about the return of airships all my life. Unless they make them weatherproof, it’s not happening.

Such as? Newgrounds is great for animation, but everyone else suffers with YT.

Why not both? I can disdain YouTube for shitting on creators while refusing to pay for subpar service.

The price of food items has gone almost 50% up during last year, the wages are not keeping up with inflation, and I already pay for utilities and internet. I ain’t paying shiiiiiiiit.

Moral reasons

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A corporation can blatantly violate the law, bribe politicians, ignore its TOS whenever its suits them, but a second somebody wants to use a heavily subsidised service without being assaulted by advertising, a gaggle of concern trolls pop up to lecture about “stealing service”. Buddy, simping for Alphabet will get you nowhere.

I’ve used a kobo deluxe for several years and they’re great