Disclaimer: could be illegal where you are and definitely if you damage anything

Battery powered impact driver and a scissor jack.

Jack the front or back end up, push it over toward the street, pick up the Jack’s and do the same on the other end.

Walk it to the street.

If you want to go scorched earth, Sawzalls and acetylene torches to cut the car along the pavement. This one will probably draw more attention from police.

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I imagine it’s “what is there to debate you people are so fucking stupid lmao I’m so much smarter because I don’t have to debate it”

Completely missing the point of debate.

And the fact that learning institutions will have you argue a point you don’t believe in to practice the skill of… Wait for it…

Debate.

So not really relevant, just someone either being misunderstood just trying to make a joke, or someone who doesn’t understand colleges.

“I don’t understand, if you don’t want crushed orphans, just don’t toss them in the orphan crushing machine”

Well maybe they shouldn’t have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.

An M72 LAW rocket launcher tube, sitting in the center of the living room, on end. No coffee table, just that sitting upright in between the couch and TV.

“we’re not doing illegal, and no you can’t check.”

-People doing illegal things

Imagine trying to justify thousands of murdered children because some people decided to attack a festival.

An attack, I might add, the government had been informed of and bafflingly did the opposite of adding protection to heavy traffic areas…

I’m glad the EMH finally settled on a name.

Richard Woolsey is pretty good. I’d probably choose a different first name, because some little blond shit with clone daddy issues might mockingly call me dick but maybe I’m just imagining things.

Would you consider “American Liason to the IOA and eventual leader of the Ancient city of Atlantis” a step up or down from Chief Medical Officer?

Pledges are worth whatever paper they’re printed on.

Government pledges are worth the toilet paper you print it on.

Do it or shut the fuck up.

Sore-ee

Hey they can have my old GPU if they give me a new blank laptop.

I’ve always wanted to try linux

Use whatever wood bits that are left to fashion a few stakes and do what stakes do to the people who cut them down.

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