“Never let a good catastrophe go to waste”

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Fuck this traitorous cunt. 

I would love nothing more than to see that snake pick his bags and fuck the fuck off.

“Plus we are getting a Buc-ees,” Oh hell yeah now we’re talking!!! “…so at least we will have cold drinks while we fry and drown.” Ah fuck!

Thundercats HOOooo!!!

out of the loop, what are genocidal mimes?

If you’re still using Google Chrome in 2024, you might be a moron. #Firefox

why the fuck would I listen to a heiress

Remind me in 2 years when this project becomes discontinued…

It made me sick to my stomach after 15 minutes and I turned it off.

Holy crap this is a great tip I did not know! I haven’t had a run in with the police in like a decade, but better safe than sorry. Hopefully I never need to use it, but I just tried it on my iphone and works like a charm, so thanks mate!

They only have 40 posts so I gave them a follow. It’s when accounts have like 10k posts and an account is less than a year old that I won’t follow them, I don’t need that noise.

Please stop writing nightmares for me to read, thank you. /s

They will. And they’ll take it to the Supreme Court, where <checks notes> they’ll just install Trump as the winner of the election. Mark my words.

Who did they get bought out from?

Oh oh oh do Amy Barrett next?

What’s with everyone in our government having family members that are felons all of a sudden? God damn, shit is getting wild van wilder by the day!

I’m legit not trying to troll here, but I vaguely recall a news story last month where Biden said it’s not genocide. I forget if he was referring to Ukraine or Gaza, but either way I was kind of dumbfounded like wtf.

Remember this simple fact: in the US we call it lobbying, but every other country calls is corruption.