sin rigs

Let me guess, it comes in 50 shades of grey

Originally Christmas celebrations were 12 days. It’s still accepted to keep an decorations up until the 12th day, so that means you can start taking things down on Epiphany

No need for /s because that’s exactly how it works.

“If you hate the right people and say the right things, you are Good People, and Good People can’t do no wrong. If you’re not one of the Good People, you can do no right. Laws and rationalizations are there to punish those that are not Good People.”

Funny how this is a Twitter post as half of all satellites orbiting earth (5581 out of 11300) are owned by Musk.

And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.

A new priest has to replace another priest who recently retired. As he’s taking confession, the woman on the other side says she sinned because she performed a blowjob. The priest had no idea of the correct penance for this. Just then a young acolyte passes so he leans out of his chair and asks the boy: “how much do they give around here for a blowjob?” The boy promptly answers: “One snicker bar, sir.”

Yeah, that’s the kinda stuff going around in the 80s.

And some just define “research” as clicking the next video in the recommendation list, a list carefully crafted by an algorithm to keep people engaged by feeding more of the same.

Hydrogen cars and trains.

Musk often operated using the “better forgiveness than permission” policy

Big difference between having a conversation and having a media company distributing propaganda.

The limits are only your imagination.

"“engineering details” is usually code for “very expensive”.

Yeah, if you’re working it all just becomes decorations along your commute, interrupted by a few busy family days followed by more work.

Try dubbing for ruining native-language movies.

Classic schooled actors with theater experience are being replaced by young actors using basic conversational speech and volume. More natural but not that easy to understand.

Yes and no

The Telco can say between what antennas you are. In urban areas with lots of antennas that’s still pretty accurate to almost say what building. Especially with 5G the number of antennas and accuracy go upto in some cases centimeter/inch accuracy so better than GPS. That last case would be in a mall with small antenna in each corridor.

In rural areas with data switched off that’s more like somewhere in that square mile, way worse than GPS.

Except Tesla’s uncle had brain damage and doesn’t really learn from the situation so will go it again, and had clones of him driving thousands of other cars.

Turns out there are after market mods for that. Spoiler, other front, flame paint job

It’s not personal, it’s just business.

That’s my brother. When the boss asks to do overtime he opens a spreadsheet that calculates what every hour of overtime actually puts in the bank account. It’s surprisingly low. Then he asks the boss to make it worth his time.

set me achievable targets properly recompensed

In my brother’s place they changed the end of year bonus. It’s no longer on an individual level but as a group. And the targets van change at any time. Who are they trying to fool.

I think myself, I’ll probably get the “you’re indispensable but they’re isn’t any budget for a raise” this year

I just say it’ll be done by Wednesday and next time act like a professional and give some time.

Some other guy I know will get it done, book a crazy amount of overtime, mail the thing and stay home from that overtime until Thursday.

And one other guy would just call the manager at weird hours the entire weekend asking for classifications.

I know some anarchistic people, okay.