You have to work and pay rent in prison.
You have to work and pay rent in prison.
It’s shaped like the 1980s Dust Buster.
You know what is even cheaper? Not adding all of that shit to it.
In China they’re more like $1000
Watch what happens when people eventually discover what completely flat panels of sheet metal do in heavy wind.
There is literally a reason why no other auto manufacturer uses flat body panels on cars.
Once you have enough money you can make even more by betting against others’ success.
The advertisers are leaving Twixxer, but don’t worry, Elon, the Jews probably won’t replace them.
McDonald’s probably does care, but their minimum wage employees don’t.
I’ll believe it when I see it. (I won’t)
Everybody knows you’re supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.
It’s designed to be controlled with only one hand.
No, a tumpet.
Definitely not. Haven’t you met one before?
Yeah I knew from the moment it happened that Putin was behind it. It’s a distraction from a much more important war.
“If you see a homeless person with a funny sign, they probably haven’t been homeless very long.” - Chris Rock
Once DJT croaks their graves are significantly going to dry up though.
And he fucked an ostrich. Allegedly.
We’ll just have to pee out of our butts like girls do.