“Who’s throwing handles!?”

Because they don’t actually give a shit about society.

Call me whatever

But I’m calling the alligator Knifey.

I always wonder if people go to the doctor with a long list of drugs.

Is X right for me? No? What about Y? No? What about Z?

What you want is a potato ricer. They’re awesome.

On the flip side, meat tastes 20x better than vegetables.

No it isn’t anything that big.

There’s a large grocery store chain here that the owner was at the Jan 6th insurrection. A lot of people, including myself, refuse to shop there now.