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Gorilla infestations again!

Also, anyone notice that this took place in Roanoke, VA? Where they’re especially known for gorilla attacks?

Legit LOLed at this bit:

“I noticed that David had lost a lot of weight over the past couple of months, especially when he came in with his arm torn off,” fellow claims adjuster Kevin Delano said.

Yao Ming: 😉😏

I kind of knew something was off, but then I got to the sunglasses and realized.

Oh, good. This way we’ll be able to borrow more money to try to pay off the medical debt and dig ourselves into a deeper hole. Perfect.

I think he’s a good actor. Apparently he’s a big nerd, too (I say that as a compliment). He owns a D&D themed whiskey company.

https://questsendwhiskey.com/

“My wife and I noticed you from across the bar and thought you looked quite honorable. Would you like to go back to our place with us and seek some glory?”

Same. It’s like a warning that I am possibly not correct.

Mork from Ork. Nanoo nanoo. It’s what I always think of when I think of him. That and What Dreams May Come, for sure.

Ricearoni

The F in RFK stands for Fucker.

You’re right, I mixed it up. I feel like if it was LIFO that there would be meals that would never come out, ever.

Just wanted to point out that the colon is LIFO and not FIFO FIFO and not LIFO wow I need more caffeine

Georgia is currently chock full of joro spiders.

Right? Imagine when an insect gets stuck on a cargo boat and ends up halfway around the world.

Yeah 😔 one less joy in my life!!

(just kidding - I hadn’t considered the filters)

I always think about how when a plane lands and it off boards its passengers that it’s also releasing air from where it came from. Probably because I’m weird.

Also, if you smell a fart, you’re breathing in air from someone else’s colon.

Absolutely!