Not that I didn’t believe you but I needed to understand it. This article not only confirms they were real but the actress wasn’t aware until after filming. Nuts.

If I were this kid’s dad, I think I’d prefer to leave him in class and ensure his understanding of the world literally was clarified.

Edit: lol, thought my comment would be seen as obvious tongue in cheek. Sorry to all those who took it to heart.

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, “There’s no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins.” Then they tell me, “And there’s no way a quarter of them are nude.”

They think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

I’m trying to think of a more bizarre combination of a photo, it’s title, and the adjoining caption. I cannot.

The board had a meeting back in March. Fights had to be rescheduled due to consistent inaccurate size estimates. We are continuing, however, with asking registrants to provide density of ass hair.

This is the one. Right here, officer.

So odd as I feel I may be the Ying to your yang. The first zelda is maybe the only one I haven’t completed. I think it was incredible for it’s time but I think modern controls have left me in a place where I get bored with that entry too quickly.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

Highlander rules state there can only be one though.

I do not train horses but am an animal and have had a few animals as pets. No one likes shit on their head. I’m glad you gave credence from an actual expert on the subject but I could smell the bullshit from this caption a mile away.

Every time I hear the argument you get what you pay for with apple, I’m curious if this fucking thing does your taxes and makes you coffee too.

First thing I noticed too. Odd how something like that happens. Reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan male seahorse joke.

After all, you and me baby? Ain’t nothin’ but mammals.

And working eyes and common sense

I know he acknowledges the capitalistic barrier to this solution but the other issue I see most often are folks simply not being there by boarding time. These methods all assume you would have everyone ready to board in their respective groups at once. I would imagine that throwing a few folks out of order in even the modified Steffen approach could bring down the theoretical time by quote a bit.

I like Bill Burrs stance as well

Where’s the shadow above the implied penis coming from? This is what’s upsetting me.

Not this time

I don’t think judges award extra points for using extra tongue during your skating set, but I respect the effort.

One other thing to note, as a parent with young kids, you can do this for them as well. It’s a much larger headache as it can’t be done online but a small headache in comparison to trying to unravel credit abuse/identity theft when they turn 18.

Gift article from WaPo https://wapo.st/42LfZqM as there’s so much debate.

Long story short, you bring tons of literal shit into your home wearing outside shoes inside. But they recommend inside slippers or equivalent for protection of your feet. I realize you can’t stop all shit on your floor but goddammit if I won’t try. Also, I think it’s obvious when carpeted homes allow shoes as the carpet is matted and gross.