Prince Andrew? Is that you?

Born a few months after the first moon landing. Birthday is next week.

I need reading glass (sigh I got old) With an analogue watch face I can work out the time, blurred lines can be seen. Cant read blurred numbers.

Yes, it has an upper limit though as I discovered after cycling to the garage to pick up my car with just my phone. Triple cycling joy that day 🙄

Look down at the thighs and

Bash the bishop

Or Spelunky2, both excellent

Spelunky2 is worth checking out. Spent a lot of time on this one. Random procedurally generated levels. Maybe you’ll get a lucky run…

This is the way

As a large languag model I do not drink water

Ah yes, the UKs equivalent of the French’s escargot (snails)

I feel envious.

Can’t remember my number

WTF when did I type this? My box of wall lights is on a table whilst the non working one adorns my wall. Been that way for quite a while. Maybe today…

Back in my day we had to use sentences to remember it

Sill Old Harry Caught A Herring Trawling Off America

Firmly lodged in place forever

Big Red Butthole

You make a good point about prohibition, I guess that will have had a significant effect. Maybe there are more artisan spirits in the US now having been driven by people with secret stills making moonshine in that period. It’ll be interesting to see where you guys go with the relaxation of marijuana laws. Maybe people will be home breeding new strains.

Burn down the sub station to be sure…

Used to be a speciality of the city of Ely, Cambridgeshire.

American beer is not in anyway better than European beer or even English beer.

Something something tastes like piss.

I think you Americans are beginning the long road to good beer with all your craft ales, but you’ve got a way to go yet.

Just shocking!