or:

No gifs is a minor bummer.

Or some Native folks ask him to break into a crude oil plant to steal paperwork that proves the land is theirs.

NGL I’d seriously consider that one.

Not much to get. Dude got asked his name, said “uh, Chris”, and they printed the “uh” on the receipt to mock him.

And they have the audacity to charge 13-15 bucks for a combo now, at least where I live. Bottom-tier fast food for 15 bucks…