It would only promote karma whoring. I mean, I’m bad enough already, do you guys actually want to incentivize me?

That was the joke I was trying to make but the combination of fat fingers and autocorrect bastardized it

Now you know why they smell like gross musty shit

We do not do that here. We do NOT give monetized awards or bring trite rituals here. SPRAY SPRAY

Gastroenterology FTFY

That’s way more dedication to a nut then I’ve ever had

Don’t forget florescent triangles

Wait. what black magic is this? 12 year old me desperately wants to know.

This guy faps.

Ah, a man of culture, I see. This was my choice.

Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8dOGKGR0z

Can’t believe Simpsons got away with this

That last one speaks to how some people try and redeem themselves despite their flaws. We’re not all cut and dry. You can still be a good person, even if you’re flawed, provided the good you do outweighs the the bad. I would also throw a caveat in there, in that you’re actively trying to address your faults, too. Doesn’t do much good if you’re burning crosses and houses to the ground, and then taking in the resulting foster children lol.

You’ve never been to a hip burger joint?

They’re usually in the mid 20s around here for a burger at a sit-down restaurant. Extra 5 for bacon or shit

Canadian prairies

I’m talking about gold

In one instance, TD Bank employees collected more than $57,000 worth of gift cards to process more than $470 million in cash deposits from a money laundering network to “ensure employees would continue to process their transactions” and not declare them in required reports, the DoJ said

I’m just laughing at the mental image of three dudes or something trying to spend that.

‘Fuck… I’m SICK of Starbucks Breakfast Sandwiches…’

You stop that. Stop that right now. We will not bring trends from that other site here, no matter how well executed that are.

I love this one. I’m imagining really loud quacking

Why did you take my body type and put a goose head on it?