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23 hours agoAmericans in 2025 trying to get more anesthesia:
“The future ain’t what it used to be.”
-Yogi Berra
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21·2 days agoThe MAGA base came for blood. They’ll get it one way or another.
If you believe your thesis to be true, return to my first comment.
Bet.
This old Shitfisher took his bagpipes down to the river and he played his pipes in hopes that the sh*tfish would rise up out of the water. But not one shitfish rose, Julian. So he took a shitnet and threw it in the river and, lo, soon he drew it forth filled with shitfish. Then he took his bagpipes and then he played them again and all the shitfish jumped up in the shitnet. ‘Oh, you dance now when I play,’ said the Shitfisher. And then the little old shitfish spoke up in the end and he said, ‘when you’re in a man’s power, you must do as he bids you.’ Shitnets, Julian, and Shitpower.
Shit puppets. The lot of 'em.
Nah man. He’s got to feed the beasts. You don’t feed dogs before a hunt (the election), if you don’t feed them after, they hunt you.
4·2 days agoFuck bruh just go to the NEX. Always a vape shop within 100 feet.
bet? they’ll at least arrest Hunter.
The dogs need meat. Red meat.
606·2 days agoBets on this being directly related to back doors that US spy agencies demand be installed?
Cats gonna show up in a day or two.
She’s in a better place.
Ranked competitive sex
Lazy shitpost != AI slop.
8·2 days agoInstructions unclear. House soundtrack still Pink Pony Club.
Its not “a” gay anthem.
Its the gay anthem. FTFY.
71·2 days agoConsidering there aren’t going to be any careers for scientists in the US…
Listen here, jack.
yeah shit sign me up.